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[PREORDER] 8 GB Red Dog Conspiracy Flash Drives

[PREORDER] 8 GB Red Dog Conspiracy Flash Drives

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My thanks for you purchasing direct from me - you get it first!

Shipment is on its way! Release date April 26th.

These custom 8 GB USB Red Dog Conspiracy flash drives (also called thumb drives) are made with real wood and stamped with "Red Dog Conspiracy" on one side and the Family symbol of your choice on the other.

A sturdy woven cord is included, which keeps the lid safe and is long enough to wear the thumb drive around your neck! Great for cosplay. Makes a beautiful gift.

This flash drive is available either on its own or loaded with my currently available books, which you can

  • download to any device which uses a USB port (desktop, laptop, some tablets) then
  • side-load into your other devices.

(there are tons of articles on Google as to how to do this for your particular device)

Three options available!

    Blank flash drive (no books included)

    Ebooks only (files in PDF, mobi, and ePUB formats). Get my entire set of ebooks plus a flash drive of your choice at only $1 an ebook!
    • Gutshot: The Catastrophe
    • The Alcatraz Coup
    • Brothers
    • Vulnerable
    • The Jacq of Spades
    • The Queen of Diamonds
    • The Ace of Clubs
    • The King of Hearts
    • The Ten of Spades
    • The Five of Diamonds
    • The Two of Hearts
    • The Three of Spades
    • The Knave of Hearts
    • The Four of Clubs
    • Drawing Thin

    Audiobooks only (mp3 audio files) - over 40 hours of audio. Get your choice of flash drive plus all my audiobooks at only $5 an audiobook!

      • The Jacq of Spades
      • The Queen of Diamonds
      • The Ace of Clubs
      • The King of Hearts
      • The Ten of Spades

      All 15 ebooks + all 5 audiobooks! Listen while you read. What a deal!

      Or ...

      Collect all four! Get one of each blank drive and save! While supplies last.


      Want a different combination? Just want a few books? Email me at patty @ with what you want and I'll invoice you via PayPal.

      If you're looking for a bargain, check out my 2GB and 4GB custom flash drives.


      Free shipping to US addresses!

      These flash drives are from a smoke-free, pet-free, COVID-free home (we are all vaccinated, boosted, and get tested regularly).

      Made in China.

      100% guaranteed refund if you're not happy (you pay return shipping)


      What can I use flash drives for?

      USB flash drives can be used to hold important documents, or to back-up your ebooks and photos.

      Many of my fans collect all four!

      And they make great gifts for those who love the series, love playing cards, or love casino games.

      With the long cord and real wood construction, this flash drive would not be out of place in any steampunk cosplay, particularly those involving the Cards.

      Will the files work on my device?

      To use these drives, you need access to an electronic device with a USB port (desktop, laptop, some tablets, some cars).

      Depending on your device, you may also need a cable capable of transferring files, for example from your computer to your phone or e-reader. On many newer devices, you can use Bluetooth or a cloud service to transfer your files.

      There are numerous articles on Google as to how to transfer files from one particular device to another.

      These ebook and audio files are the exact same ones I've uploaded to the retailers! They are compatible with any modern digital app and device:

      *Kindle or Kindle App for phones/tablets

      *Apple Books

      *Google Play Books



      *Native e-readers on Apple and Android products

      *Microsoft Surface and Tablets of all kinds

      *iPads, iPods, iPhones

      *Android phones and devices

      A help sheet is included in the flash drive files. If you have trouble opening the flash drive files after plugging it into your device, feel free to contact me at

      What if I need help?

      If you plug your flash drive into your device and you aren't able to access your files, please contact me at

      If you can access your files but are having trouble transferring or opening them, I have included a help sheet with steps for troubleshooting. You're welcome to contact me at any time for help.

      If you don't know how to upload or side-load files, it may be quicker to consult one of the numerous articles available on Google about your particular devices.

      I'm not familiar with every device known to man, but I'm here to help if need be.

      What is the charge for custom orders?

      Custom orders are charged as follows:

      • Cost of blank flash drive
      • + $1 USD/ebook
      • + $5 USD/audiobook

      More than two audiobooks in your order requires a 4 GB flash drive or larger. More than four audiobooks requires an 8GB flash drive.

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      These items are exclusive to this store.

      These flash drives aren't available anywhere else. Supplies are limited.

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