Red Dog Conspiracy Flash Drives
Red Dog Conspiracy Flash Drives
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These custom USB Red Dog Conspiracy flash drives (also called thumb drives) are made with real wood and stamped with "Red Dog Conspiracy" on one side and the Family symbol of your choice on the other.
A sturdy woven cord is included, which keeps the lid safe and is long enough to wear the thumb drive around your neck!
This flash drive is available either on its own or loaded with all my currently available books, which you can
- download to any device which uses a USB port (desktop, laptop, some tablets) then
- side-load into your other devices.
(there are tons of articles on Google as to how to do this for your particular device)
Three options available!
Ebooks only (files in PDF, mobi, and ePUB formats) - 2 GB or 4 GB. Get my entire set of ebooks plus a flash drive of your choice at only $1 an ebook!
- Gutshot: The Catastrophe
- The Alcatraz Coup
- Brothers
- Vulnerable
- The Jacq of Spades
- The Queen of Diamonds
- The Ace of Clubs
- The King of Hearts
- The Ten of Spades
- The Five of Diamonds
- The Two of Hearts
- The Three of Spades
- The Knave of Hearts
- Drawing Thin
Audiobooks only (mp3 audio files) - 4 GB USB flash drive - over 30 hours of audio. Get your choice of flash drive plus all my audiobooks at only $5 an audiobook!
- The Jacq of Spades
- The Queen of Diamonds
- The Ace of Clubs
- The King of Diamonds
Or ...
Collect all four! Get one of each blank drive (2GB or 4GB) and save! While supplies last.
Want a different combination? Just a few books? Audio and ebooks together? Email me at patty @ pattyloof.com with what you want and I'll invoice you via PayPal.
Free shipping to US addresses!
These flash drives are from a smoke-free, pet-free, COVID-free home (we are all vaccinated, boosted, and get tested regularly).
100% guaranteed refund if you're not happy (you pay return shipping)
Enjoy!
What can I use flash drives for?
What can I use flash drives for?
USB flash drives can be used to hold important documents, or to back-up your ebooks and photos.
Many of my fans collect all four!
And they make great gifts for those who love the series, love playing cards, or love casino gaming.
With the long cord and real wood construction, this flash drive would not be out of place in any steampunk cosplay, particularly those involving the Cards.
Will the files work on my device?
Will the files work on my device?
You need access to an electronic device with a USB port (desktop, laptop, some tablets). Depending on your devices, you may also need a cable capable of transferring files, for example from your computer to your phone.
There are numerous articles on Google as to how to transfer files from one particular device to another.
Ebook files are compatible with any modern digital app and device:
*Kindle or Kindle App for phones/tablets
*Apple Books
*Google Play Books
*Nook
*Kobo
*Native e-readers on Apple and Android products
*Microsoft Surface and Tablets of all kinds
*iPads, iPods, iPhones
*Android phones and devices
A help sheet is included in the flash drive files. If you have trouble opening the flash drive files after plugging it into your device, feel free to contact me at patty@pattyloof.com.
What if I need help?
What if I need help?
If you plug your flash drive into your device and you aren't able to access your files, please contact me at patty@pattyloof.com
If you can access your files but are having trouble transferring or opening them, it may be quicker to consult one of the numerous articles available on Google about your particular devices.
I'm not familiar with every device known to man, but I'm here to help if need be.
What is the charge for custom orders?
What is the charge for custom orders?
Custom orders are charged as follows:
- Cost of blank flash drive
- + $1 USD/ebook
- + $5 USD/audiobook
If you want more than two audiobooks in your order, it requires a 4 GB flash drive due to the space required.





These items are exclusive to this store.
These flash drives aren't available anywhere else. Supplies are limited.