Red Dog Conspiracy Flash Drives

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Family Spadros Diamond Clubb Hart All four (one of each)

Fill Blank (no files) Ebooks only Audiobooks only All ebooks + all audiobooks

Size 2 GB 4 GB 8 GB

Custom loading available.

Low stock: 9 left

A collector's item and library — carved from real wood, stamped with your Family's symbol, and ready to wear.

Each Red Dog Conspiracy flash drive is handcrafted from wood representing one of the four Families, stamped with Red Dog Conspiracy on one side and your chosen Family symbol on the other, and finished with a deep brown woven cord long enough to wear around your neck.

Spadros — pine
Diamond — mahogany
Clubb — oak
Hart — bamboo

Perfect for cosplay and gifts.

Choose Your Drive

Use the selectors above to pick your Family, your content, and your size, then add to cart. Want a custom selection of individual titles? Email me at patty @ pattyloof.com and I'll send a PayPal invoice.

Option	What's included	Sizes available	Price from
Blank	No files — use it for anything you like	2 GB · 4 GB · 8 GB	$10
Ebooks only	All 16 titles in PDF, mobi & ePUB — $1/ebook	2 GB · 4 GB · 8 GB	$26
Audiobooks only	5 titles · 40+ hours of MP3 audio — $5/audiobook	8 GB	$45
Everything	All 16 ebooks + all 5 audiobooks on one drive	8 GB	$60

Collect all four Families — one blank drive in each wood — and save. While supplies last.

What's on the Ebook Drive

Every title I've published in the Red Dog Conspiracy series, in PDF, mobi, and ePUB formats, ready to side-load onto any device:

Gutshot: The Catastrophe
The Alcatraz Coup
Brothers
Vulnerable
The Jacq of Spades
The Queen of Diamonds
The Ace of Clubs
The King of Hearts
The Ten of Spades
The Five of Diamonds
The Two of Hearts
The Three of Spades
The Knave of Hearts
The Four of Clubs
The Jack of Diamonds
Drawing Thin

What's on the Audiobook Drive

Over 40 hours of MP3 audio — download from the USB, then copy to any device:

The Jacq of Spades
The Queen of Diamonds
The Ace of Clubs
The King of Hearts
The Ten of Spades

Fulfillment & Shipping

Every drive is tested, then hand-loaded with your files and shipped in a bubble mailer — from my desk to yours.
Free shipping to US addresses.
Ships from a smoke-free, pet-free home.
100% refund if you're not happy (return shipping on you).
Drives are manufactured in China; loaded and fulfilled by me in the US.

What can I use flash drives for?

USB flash drives can be used to hold important documents, or to back-up your ebooks and photos.

Many of my fans collect all four!

And they make great gifts for those who love the series, love playing cards, or love casino games.

With the long cord and real wood construction, this flash drive would not be out of place in any steampunk cosplay, particularly those involving the Cards.

Will the files work on my device?

To use these drives, you need access to an electronic device with a USB port (desktop, laptop, some tablets, some cars).

Depending on your device, you may also need a cable capable of transferring files, for example from your computer to your phone or e-reader. On many newer devices, you can use Bluetooth or a cloud service to transfer your files.

There are numerous articles on Google as to how to transfer files from one particular device to another.

These ebook and audio files are the exact same ones I've uploaded to the retailers! They are compatible with any modern digital app and device:

*Kindle or Kindle App for phones/tablets

*Apple Books

*Google Play Books

*Nook

*Kobo

*Native e-readers on Apple and Android products

*Microsoft Surface and Tablets of all kinds

*iPads, iPods, iPhones

*Android phones and devices

A help sheet is included in the flash drive files. If you have trouble opening the flash drive files after plugging it into your device, feel free to contact me at patty@pattyloof.com.

What if I need help?

If you plug your flash drive into your device and you aren't able to access your files, please contact me at patty@pattyloof.com

If you can access your files but are having trouble transferring or opening them, I have included a help sheet with steps for troubleshooting. You're welcome to contact me at any time for help.

If you don't know how to upload or side-load files, it may be quicker to consult one of the numerous articles available on Google about your particular devices.

I'm not familiar with every device known to man, but I'm here to help if need be.